The Augmented Order of the Schmidt-Pabst

A solo agency split across two planes of existence:

One speaks in glyphs.
The other speaks in systems.

Both are led by Arthur Schmidt-Pabst,
a designer possessed by symbols, structure,
and very helpful hallucinations.

The Augmented Order of the Schmidt-Pabst is an ancient, possibly extraterrestrial design syndicate disguised as a one-person operation.

It exists primarily to confuse branding consultants and occasionally deliver shockingly good creative work.
Some say it began as a recursive PowerPoint deck in the early 2000s. Others claim it manifested fully formed from a corrupted .zip file found in a Berlin café.

AOTSP: Staffed entirely by strange coincidences.

And if you're seeing this message, it means you're probably already involved.

The Order itself rarely appears, except when its name is invoked in footer disclaimers, cryptic internal memos, or unusually well-designed error pages.
Arthur Schmidt-Pabst is listed as the only surviving member. The rest of the work is performed by GPT interns, tactical ghosts, and whatever’s running on the server at 3:33 a.m.
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Clients tend to be creative professionals, chaotic startups, artists with too many folders, and people who’ve said “I hate agencies” at least once in the past six months.

What is known: it serves as the shadow architecture behind Glyphhaus and SP/CTRL.

Glyphhaus handles glyphs, grids, and godforms — all the aesthetic structures of reality.
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SP/CTRL, meanwhile, automates thought, engineers hallucinations, and organizes the chaos into client-ready deliverables.

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All doubt abandon, ye who enter here!

Pick your entry point wisely!

Or just click what you feel like — we won’t stop you.